THE POINTLESS PARTNER PROGRAMME
MAKE MONEY
SELLING
NOTHING.
YES. SERIOUSLY.
Join The Pointless Partner Programme and earn commission every time you convince somebody to spend their hard-earned money on absolutely nothing.
30% COMMISSION
THEY GET NOTHING.
YOU GET PAID.
WE QUESTION HOW ANY OF THIS IS WORKING.
HOW SELLING NOTHING WORKS
1
JOIN
Get your unique Pointless Partner link.
2
PROMOTE NOTHING
Share it with your TikTok, Instagram, YouTube or long-suffering group chat.
3
SOMEONE BUYS NOTHING
Against all reasonable judgement, somebody joins.
4
YOU GET PAID
Receive your commission. We remain baffled.
THE ACTUAL TERMS
We're a company built on honesty about selling nothing, so here are the numbers instead of a vague "generous commission" claim.
- COMMISSION
- 30% of the sale value
- WHAT IT APPLIES TO
- first purchase only (join or first top up) — renewals are not commissionable
- MEMBERSHIPS
- £1, £5 and £20 per year, plus custom one-off top ups
- ATTRIBUTION WINDOW
- 30 days from clicking your link
- PAYOUT THRESHOLD
- £20.00
- PAYOUT SCHEDULE
- monthly, in the first week of the month
- REFUNDS
- refunds and chargebacks void the commission
- SELF-REFERRALS
- referring yourself does not count
Worked example: recruit 100 members on the £1 tier and you earn £30. Recruit 100 on the £20 tier and you earn £600. Either way, they receive nothing, and cancelling stays one click.
RANK UP BY RUINING FINANCES
🫥
Unproven Hopeful
On joining
🪤
Minor Nuisance
1+ members recruited
🧃
Salesperson Of Nothing
10+ members recruited
☣️
Public Menace
50+ members recruited
👑
Pointless Influencer
250+ members recruited
🕴️
Nothing Cartel Boss
1000+ members recruited
YOUR EASIEST ANGLE
"IT'S A JOKE. IT ALSO FUNDS A CHARITY."
Use this, word for word if you like: "Yes, I'm promoting a website where you pay for nothing. But here's the weird part — they donate 10% of monthly net profit to a different charity every month, and they publish the exact figure and the receipt."
Please don't stretch it. Say what's on the page and nothing more: the formula is published, buying a membership is not itself a donation, and no charity endorses The Pointless Club.
WHO THIS IS FOR
- — Creators whose audience finds a £1 mistake genuinely funny.
- — Meme pages, comedy accounts, student groups, terrible group chats.
- — Anyone who can say "you get nothing" out loud and keep a straight face.